Boobs are a perfect creation Always worthy of adoration They look great in a slow motion race And they’re always ideal to get to third base Breasts are so awesome they come in pairs They’re built-in airbags that everyone stares Boobs are cool to squeeze and they even float And into the cleavage you can motorboat In their 20’s they’re nice and firm In their 30’s and 40’s still round but a bit worn However in their 50’s and further on They’ll make you cry for what’s forever gone Boobies come in various shapes Sometimes they’re big as melons others small as grapes At times they are perfect others lopsided Now and then they’re perky and their nipples misguided There are big nipples boobs and those just hanging Some are known as pillow tits that are very good for camping Super sized breasts can suffocate a guy Migrator and wanderer titties can leave you with a black eye Every so often nipples get hard when its cold You should always seize a booby before it gets too old! Sadly not all boobies make sense They can happen to be of a fat Greasy dude that suffers from flatulence Boobs!