The Minister's Cat is an affable cat The Minister's Cat is a boring cat The Minister's Cat is a charming cat At one 'o clock on a Monday The Minister's Cat is a darling cat The Minister's Cat is an evil cat The Minister's Cat is a frightful cat At two 'o clock on a Tuesday The Minister's Cat is a grumpy cat The Minister's Cat is a hungry cat The Minister's Cat is an idiot cat At three 'o clock on a Wednesday The Minister's Cat is a jealous cat The Minister's Cat is a kindly cat The Minister's Cat is a lonely cat At four 'o clock on a Thursday The Minister's Cat is a merry cat The Minister's Cat is a naughty cat The Minister's Cat is an oval cat At five 'o clock on a Friday The Minister's Cat is a perfect cat The Minister's Cat is a quirky cat The Minister's Cat is a reverant cat At six 'o clock on a Saturday The Minister's Cat is a silky cat The Minister's Cat is a tiresome cat The Minister's Cat is a useless cat At seven 'o clock on a Sunday The Minister's Cat is a vicious cat The Minister's Cat is a wise old cat The Minister's Cat is an extraordinary cat A yellow-eyed cat A zippy, zany, zanzibar cat And tell me what you make of that We'll tell you what we make of that The Minister truly, truly Has an absolutely most remarkable cat!