Tom: Am E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 [Verse 1] E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 You always wanted a real nice lawn E5 A#5 F5 Now your whole back yard is gone E5 A#5 F5 Too bad you tried to cut your grass E5 A#5 F5 Too bad that you ran out of gas [Bridge] G5 C#5 G5 C#5 G5 C#5 [Interlude] E5 A#5 F5 [Verse 2] E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 You drank just one too many beers E5 A#5 F5 Now it's in your car and back to sears E5 A#5 F5 It ate up half your bedroom rug E5 A#5 F5 G5 C#5 But now you've got brand new sparkplugs [Bridge] G5 C#5 G5 C#5 [Interlude] E5 A#5 F5 [Verse 3] E5 A#5 F5 E5 A#5 F5 You gotta bitchin mower now E5 A#5 F5 You think you are the cats meow E5 A#5 F5 You only have yourself to thank E5 A#5 F5 When we put draino in your tank