What do U know? I'm bustin' out yo' radio
Whatcha gonna say when your radio busts on U today
Whatcha gonna do when your radio busts all over you
Where you gonna go when y' radio busts,
I hope you I hope you know,
where you have y' radio & can tune to that funky station
And if you don't & just sway 2 & fro
you're helping an un-funked situation
Yo' I wanna do my thing & do it now-- get funky
No don't wanna something that I'm not-- like a monkey
Ho I only want a chance to throw it down-- get funky

Yo! I'm through with this tired hoax
Tell a story of the honky dory
Living in the past
Kicks off his shoes destroys the blues
Lets splice his ass
Knows nothing'bout the old doo-wop
Never even heard the word bebop
Don't try & tell'm'bout hip-hop
When his radio busts I hope he I know
U know where U have y' radio
And it's tuned to that funky station I know

U know where y' feets supposed to go
So help me with this funky verification
- monkey never told me what U got to do--
eat porcupine- the donkey never told me anything'bout U--
assholes & elbows- I wanna take a shower with my raincoat on--
unlike a firebird- I wanna ride my bike on the spokes