Sometimes I know this girl She makes me happy though she keeps me ill In a vacuum powdered and perfumed I had to assume I was next to be killed My common sense should be a factor of reason It doesn't mean a thing to me My hot libido tells this is the season To fix a hole in the sea Now I go home to confess, I almost made and awful mess Something allowed me to go and stray I really don't know what to say, this doesn't happen everyday Just something in the way she walked today Lack luster I couldn't trust her Just like her Mother she likes to confuse Don't tease me you know I'm easy I'm just a fool for a woman in shoes A victim of the latest synthetic rubber The industry has got it in for me My hot libido tells me I'm just another Holy host for disease Today I lost control of myself Today is slowly turning night