My Sister's a Hooker
Schoolyard Heroes
She picks out the ones with the biggest heads Grabs their shaft so tight all her fingers turn red They all make her feel so good Some little balls and a giant wood You should have seen her spank those balls My sister's a hooker Uno dos tres quatro! When she's on the course the girl will never frown You know she loves a good up and down There's no ifs, ands or buts She likes to strike those giant punts You should have seen her spank those balls My sister's a hooker One two three aaa!