Tom: F#m A X02220 Dm XX0231 F#m 244222 C# X46664 D XX0232 E 022100 F#mmaj7 243222 F#m7 242222 B 024442 G 320033 [Intro] N.C. (Spoken) I did not hit her, it's not true! [Chorus] A Dm A I did not hit her, oh hi Mark F#m C# D Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart A Dm A You know what they say, love is blind F#m C# D Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine [Bridge] A Dm A Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) F#m C# D Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine) A Dm A Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) F#m D E D A Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep. [Verse] F#mmaj7 F#m You're tearing me apart D Oh hi Mark E A F#m Hey everybody! Thank you, this is a beautiful party D You invited all of my friends E A Hey, everybody! Let's eat cake F#m I have an announcement to make D I'm fed up with this world! D You're just a chicken [Middle 8] F#m How can you do this? F#mmaj7 You make me sick F#m7 B Leave your stupid comments in your pocket D You're going to destroy Johnny He's very sensitive Dm Leave your stupid comments in your pocket G Son of a bitch [Chorus] A Dm A I did not hit her, oh hi Mark F#m C# D Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart A Dm A You know what they say, love is blind F#m C# D Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine [Bridge] A Dm A Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) F#m C# D Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine) A Dm A Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) F#m D E D A Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep. [Chorus] F#mmaj7 You're tearing me apart F#m Hi doggy D What a story, Mark A Anyway, how is your sex life? F#mmaj7 F#m You're tearing me apart Oh hi Mark D Underwear, that's life [Verse] E Oh hey, Denny Oh hi, Mike A Oh hey, Peter Oh hey, guys F#m D Everybody, I'm so happy I have you as my friends E Oh hi, babe Oh hi, Johnny A Oh hi, Claudette Hi, doggy F#m D Everybody, I love you as a human being, to the end [Middle 8] F#m Where's my money, Denny F#mmaj7 What'd you do with my money F#m7 B Stop ganging up on me For God's sake D Why? Why? (Denny) Why? Why? (Denny) Dm Why? (Denny) (Denny) (Denny) (Denny) G Let's go home [Chorus] A Dm A I did not hit her, oh hi Mark F#m C# D Lisa Lisa, you're tearing me apart A Dm A You know what they say, love is blind F#m C# D Let's go eat, huh? Everything is fine [Bridge] A Dm A Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) F#m C# D Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (Everything is fine) A Dm A Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep, Cheep cheep cheep cheep (I don't mind) F#m D E D A Cheeep cheep cheeeep, cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep. [Coda] F#mmaj7 You're tearing me apart F#m Hi, doggy D Oh hi, Mark A Yeah, you can say that again F#mmaj7 You're tearing me apart F#m Hey everybody You're the expert, Mark D A What kind of drugs do you take? (Denny) Why? F#mmaj7 You're tearing me apart F#m Calm down D What a story, Mark Yeah, you can say that again A Me underwears, (haha) F#mmaj7 You're tearing me apart F#m Anything for my princess D Oh hi, Mark A You're tearing me apart... [Outro] N.C. (Spoken) People are very strange these days...