Scatterbrain

Earache My Eye

Scatterbrain


My mama's talkin' to me 
She tells me how to live, 
But I don't listen to her 
'Cause my head is like a sieve. 

My daddy he disowned me 
'Cause I wear my sisters clothes, 
He caught me in the bathroom 
With a pair of pantyhose. 

The basketball coach 
Done kicked me off the team 
For wearing hi-heel sneakers 
And acting like a queen. 

The world's coming to an end 
And I don't even care, 
As long as I can have my limo 
And my long blonde hair. 

And it don't bother me 
If people think I'm funny, 
'Cause I'm a big rock star 
And I make a lot of money! 

I'm so bloody rich, 
I own apartment buildings, 
Shopping centers, condominiums 
And I only know three chords! 
You fools - watch me now.