Scatterbrain

Swiss Army Girl

Scatterbrain


My girl's all a man could want 
There ain't no doubt about her 
I got a girl and yes indeed- 
She's got everything I need. 
You know I tried the rest 
And then I built the best. 
I built myself a fine machine- 
She does more than cook and clean. 
I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady 
My Swiss Army Girl. 

I'm a scientific genius and here's my story, 
It all came together in my laboratory. 
I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife, 
Then I got this idea from my pocket knife. 
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien, 
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine. 

She's my baby, she's quite a lady 
She's my Swiss Army Girl. 
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady 
She's my Swiss Army Girl. 

Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool, 
Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool. 
Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs, 
She canges into many things with lightning speed. 
Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien, 
But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine. 

My girl's all a man could wish- 
She can even scale a fish. 
Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex 
And so much more. 
You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best. 
Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO! 

She's my baby, she's quite a lady 
She's my Swiss Army Girl. 
She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady 
She's my Swiss Army Girl.