Scarlett Johansson

Town With No Cheer

Scarlett Johansson


Well it's hotter 'n blazes 
And all the long faces
There'll be no oasis 
For a dry local grazier
There'll be no refreshment 
For a thirsty jackaroo
From Melbourne to Adelaide 
On the overlander
With newfangled buffet cars 
And faster locomotives
The train stopped 
In serviceton 
Less and less often
There's nothing sadder 
Than a town with no cheer
Voc rail decided the canteen 
Was no longer necessary there
No spirits 
No bilgewater 
And 80 dry locals
And the high noon sun 
Beats a hundred and four
There's a hummingbird 
Trapped in a closed 
Down shoe store

This tiny victorian rhubarb
Kept the watering hole open 
For sixty five years
Now it's boilin' 
In a miserable march 21 st
Wrapped the hills in a blanket 
Of patterson's curse
The train smokes 
Down the xylophone
There'll be no stopping here
All ya can be is thirsty 
n a town with no cheer
No bourbon, no branchwater
Though the townspeople here
Fought her vic rail 
Decree tooth and nail
Now it's boilin' 
In a miserable march 21 st
Wrapped the hills 
In a blanket of patterson's curse
The train smokes 
Down the xylophone
There'll be no stopping here
All ya can be is thirsty 
In a town with no cheer