Forget your girlfriends, boyfriends anyone important (fuck 'em) We're looking for that instant fix Masturbation, infecting the nation So I'm going out to get laid Don't cry, don't cry, you'll get some action Find a new lover at the bottom of a trashcan Tonight, you might, use some protection You're gonna like it baby, ready or not [Chorus] Look at me, i'm everything that i hate I'll go, when you leave, so stay with me everyday We're going downtown, joyride, looking for a quick high Everybody strip down to your underwear Am i dreaming am i slowly bleeding yo this, Ecstasy is not bad Rewind, rewind, the point has passed us Just get in line, for the ultimate experience In time, in time, you'll be just like them No need for dress codes when you have the money [Chorus] Look at me, I'm everything that I hate I'll go, when you leave, so stay with me everyday [Bridge] Why do i convince myself that these photographs, Are prison cells, my memory are fairytales about you You got the red states, blue states Fucking on your first date Media reports say we're a product of date rape Left brain, insane, the president needs cocaine Hilary's upset because obama's well hung All right, all right, have i gone too far? Who's listening to the opinions of a rockstar? Tonight, tonight, we'll ride in my car I'll take your shirt off while i drive with my knees [Chorus] Look at me, I'm everything that I hate I'll go, when you leave, so stay with me everyday