Sarah Silverman

Give the Jew girl toys

Sarah Silverman


I hate to say this Santa but you're acting like a dick 
you should give presents to everyone that's good 
and not just to your personal click 
if you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning 
I'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded, fat and horny 
oh yeah oh yeah 

What does Jesus have to do with you? 
You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby doo, 
what do you have to do with Jesus, 
you have as much to do with him 
as you do your mother's penis oh yeah 

so I don't think he's the son of god 
I think he was still a nice boy 
if you ask yourself what would Jesus do 
he'd say give the Jew girl toys, 
give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys, 
don't be a doosh, what would Jesus do, 
he'd say give the jew girls toys, 

Kwaz - is that german, 
Santa Claus, Santa Claus, 
you made a list and I checked it twice 
and there's nobody named Silverman, or Moskowitz or Weiss, 
you have a list well Schindler did too, 
Liam Neeson played him, Tim Allen played you, 
give the jew girl toys, 
don't be a doosh, what would Jesus do, 
he'd say give the jew girl toys 
give the jew girl toys