I hate to say this Santa but you're acting like a dick you should give presents to everyone that's good and not just to your personal click if you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning I'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded, fat and horny oh yeah oh yeah What does Jesus have to do with you? You've got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby doo, what do you have to do with Jesus, you have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis oh yeah so I don't think he's the son of god I think he was still a nice boy if you ask yourself what would Jesus do he'd say give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys, give the Jew girl toys, don't be a doosh, what would Jesus do, he'd say give the jew girls toys, Kwaz - is that german, Santa Claus, Santa Claus, you made a list and I checked it twice and there's nobody named Silverman, or Moskowitz or Weiss, you have a list well Schindler did too, Liam Neeson played him, Tim Allen played you, give the jew girl toys, don't be a doosh, what would Jesus do, he'd say give the jew girl toys give the jew girl toys