Tom: Bm F#* Dmaj7 E|--3--| --2--| B|--0--| --2--| G|--0--| --2--| D|--0--| --0--| A|--0--| -----| E|--2--| -----| D* played as E|--2---2-3-0-2---2--| B|--3-------------3--| G|--2-------------2--| D|--0----------------| A|-------------------| E|-------------------| A* played as E|--0----------| B|--2---2-3-0--| G|--2----------| D|--2----------| A|--0----------| E|-------------| INTRO D G Em A D VERSE Em G A* When are you gonna come down D G F#* When are you going to land Em G A* I should have stayed on the farm D* I should have listened to my old man Em G A* You know you can't hold me forever D G F#* I didn't sign up to you Em G A* I'm not a present for your friends to open D* Em G A* This boy's too young to be singing the blues D G F#* Ahhhh Em G A Ahhhh CHORUS D Em F# So goodbye yellow brick road G D Where the dogs of society howl D G F#* You can't plant me in your penthouse A D Dmaj7 I'm going back to my plough Bm F# Back to the howling old owl in the woods G A# Hunting the horny back toad C D G F#* Oh I've finally decided my future lies Em A A# C Beyond the yellow brick road F Dm Ahhhh A# C D* Ahhhh VERSE 2 Em G A* What do you think you'll do now D G F#* I bet that'll shoot down your plane Em G A It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics D* To get you on your feet again Em G A* Maybe you'll get a replacement D G F#* There's plenty like me to be found Em G A Mongrels who ain't got a penny D* Em G A* Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground D G F#* Ahhhh Em G A Ahhhh