Tom: A
Bm D A A7 A
Josh did you like my song?
Bm D A A7 A
I knew you'd hate it all along
Bm D A E
One of these nights you'll be wasted and vain
Bm D
And you'll broaden your thought life
A E
To Google your name
Bm D
And you'll see that I wrote you
A E
In spite of my shame
Bm D
Josh, Josh
N.C.
Don't say anything
[Break]
A D A E
[Verse]
Bm D A A7 A
Oh while you are terrifying
Bm D A A7 A
Mouth in your ear I can't breathe
Bm D A E
Crippling resentment towards your beliefs
Bm D A E
Yours is the vice with which I punish me
Bm D A E
Humour me I need a little relief
Bm D
Josh, Josh
[Break]
E D
You're done with your tea
E
You put it on the floor
D
You're making fun of me
E
I hear you though the door
D
Well if I wanted your opinion
E
I would have written you a song
E D E
But this one's for me, Josh
D
This one's for me Josh
[Verse]
Bm D A A7 A
Do you like me?
Bm D A A7 A
Never mind don't tell me
Bm D A E
So many hours extracting your prose
Bm D A E
From the balladry hairball that's lodged in my throat
Bm D A E
If you open your mouth I am gonna explode
Bm D
Josh, Josh
A
I know you don't
