So This Is the New Year. And I Don't Feel Any Different. The Clanking of Crystal Explosions Off in the Distance (In the Distance). So This Is the New Year And I Have no Resolutions For Selfl Assigned Penance For Problems With Easy Solutions So Everybody Put Your Best Suit Or Dress On Let's Make Believe That We Are Wealthy For Just This Once Lighting Firecrackers Off On the Front Lawn As Thirty Dialogues Bleed Into One I Wish the World Was Flat Like the Old Days Then I Could Travel Just By Folding a Map No More Airplanes, Or Speedtrains, Or Freeways There'd Be no Distance That Can Hold Us Back. There'd Be no Distance That Could Hold Us Back (X2) So This Is the New Year (X4)