Sam Kinison

Information Travels Faster

Sam Kinison


I Intentinoally Wrote It Out 
To Be An Illegible Mess. 
You Wanted Me to Write You Letters, 
But I'd Rather Lose Your Address 
And Forget That We Ever Met 
And What Did Or Did Not Occur. 
Sitting in the Station It's All a Blur 

Of Dancehall Hips, 
Pretentious Quips, 
A Boxer's Bob and Weave. 
And Here's the Kicker of the Whole Shebang, 
You're in Debt and Completely Fooled 
That You Can Look Into the Mirror 
And Objectively Rank Your Wounds. 

Sewing Circles Are Not Solely 
Based in Trades of Cloth. 
There Are Spinsters Here 
Reporting On Us As 

Information Travels Faster 
In the Modern Age, in the Modern Age 
As Our Days Are Crawling By So Slowly. (Repeat)