Salty Dick

Whores Of Sailor Town

Salty Dick


Tom: D

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Here's to the whores of Sailortown
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The white, the black, the yellow and brown
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Walk right in, lay your money down
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And fuck the night away


[Verse 1]
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There's Betty from Port Adelaide
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The prettiest hooker I ever laid
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She has a cunt that is snug enough
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And tits as big as the Sunday duff
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There's a sing-song gal out in Hong Kong
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Takes every inch of my whopping dong
D                           G
She knows her way around my cock
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From the hours we spent at strop and block


[Chorus]
G
Here's to the whores of Sailortown
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The white, the black, the yellow and brown
D                       G
Walk right in, lay your money down
    D        A         D
And fuck the night away


[Verse 2]
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In Dunkirk there is sweet Marie
D                   A        
As clever a tart as you will see
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Set a franc down by your cup -
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With her cunt lips she'll pick it up
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There's Fat Louise who weighs a ton
D                         A
Built like a cow, in more ways than one:
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Shoves a champagne bottle up her cunt
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'Til nothing is seen expect the punt


[Chorus]
G
Here's to the whores of Sailortown
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The white, the black, the yellow and brown
D                       G
Walk right in, lay your money down
    D        A         D
And fuck the night away


[Verse 3]
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There's Nelly out in Frisco town
D              A
She can really blow me down
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Says I'm better than the rest
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Let's me fuck the hole I like the best
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In Antwerp, by the Kattendyke
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Annie sings a song I like:
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"Jiggy-jiggy, Johnny, it's so fine -
D                 A     D
Come and get some sixty-nine."


[Chorus]
G
Here's to the whores of Sailortown
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The white, the black, the yellow and brown
D                       G
Walk right in, lay your money down
    D        A         D
And fuck the night away


[Verse 4]
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There's Maria down in Valapo
D               A
Sweet as far as putas go
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Whatever I want she doesn't mind -
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Up on top or from behind
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There's Nancy lives in Port Mahon
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By God, she is an Amazon
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She'll wrap her legs around my waist
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And mash her tits against my face


[Chorus]
G
Here's to the whores of Sailortown
D                         Bm         A
The white, the black, the yellow and brown
D                       G
Walk right in, lay your money down
    D        A         D
And fuck the night away


[Verse 5]
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Now Meg's the queen of Tiger Bay
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Always right for a roll in the hay
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If a sailor comes in worth a mint
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She will fuck him 'til he's skint
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You'll find Kate in Liverpool -
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She could run whoring school
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She'll drink, and fuck me all week long
D                        A        D
'Til my pulp and jiz are both all gone


[Chorus]
G
Here's to the whores of Sailortown
D                         Bm         A
The white, the black, the yellow and brown
D                       G
Walk right in, lay your money down
    D        A         D
And fuck the night away
G
Here's to the whores of Sailortown
D                         Bm         A
The white, the black, the yellow and brown
D                       G
Walk right in, lay your money down
    D        A         D
And fuck the night away