Hey Siri

Hey Siri, could you teach me how to cook an apple pie?
Say thanks in Japanese
Make a paper plane that flies

Hey Siri, could you cancel my alarm at 8:05?
'Cause lately I can't sleep
I've been spending all my time
Just trying to find
All of the answers to the questions
That you can't look up online, 'cause I
Can't shake the feeling that we're only born to die

Hey Siri, what's the meaning of life?