The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry You fooled me twice, then one more time to add the cherry On top of girls who look just like me, then you’d tell me just to spite me So I'm home, to be alone with Ben and Jerry Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I tell Ben and Jerry Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah You’re the reason I scream Why I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream Why I'm cursing out my window as the ice cream truck is going by me You’re the reason I scream The only guys who don’t make cry are Ben and Jerry To think my family wonders why I’ll never marry When every Nate or Mark or Curtis Only makes my heart start hurting I go home, to pack a bowl with Ben and Jerry Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I tell Ben and Jerry Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah You’re the reason I scream Why I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream Why I'm cursing out my window as the ice cream truck is going by me You’re the reason I scream, ah, ah, ah, ah So now I'm home Half baked alone I'm tired of This rocky road Cause you’re so cold You need a cone You’re the reason Oh you’re the reason I scream Why I'm punching out my pillow like a bad dream Why I'm cursing out my window as the ice cream truck is going by me You’re the reason I scream Oh, oh, oh, oh hey Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah Oh, oh, oh The only guys who treat me right are Ben and Jerry Mmmm