Got Into Town On a Saturday Night With a Fender Guitar and I Checked Out the Sights And I Drank My Way Down to the Lower East Side Coz I Was Nuts About Thunders and Suicide Then I Formed a Band Called the Major Thinkers With a Couple of Musicians and Some Heavy Drinkers And I Went Up to Max's and I Said, "Hey Man, I'm Gonna Blow Your Club Right Off the Map" New York, New York What Have You Done You've Wrecked Me 'til I Have Become Half the Man I Might Have Been Half the Hero of My Dream New York, New York It's Over Now You Beat Me Still I Know Somehow Just For Once I'm Gonna Prove You Wrong Just to Show You I Was Right All Along Well I Met Sheila Down At Blanche's Bar She Was Dressed All in Black and Her Heart Was a Scar She Took Me Back to Avenue C We Were Happy There, Her and Me 'til a Man From the Black Rock Saw the Band And He Said "You Dudes Are Just Sizzling Hot and We're Gonna Cut a Record and Make You All Stars But First Things First, Sign Your Soul Away Here... Yeah We Cut a Song About Avenue B And the Boxes Boomed It All Over the Streets But the Record Company Screwed Us All Up And Sheila Went Off and Joined the Scientology Church Then Mike Stopped a Bullet in Staten Island And My Whole World Turned Ultra Violent But There's One Last Thing I Gotta See Through There's One Last Thing I Gotta Say to You Oh Sheila, Baby, Give Me One More Chance I've Just Gone and Started Black '47 I Don't Care About the Money, You Can Keep the Fame I Just Want to Beat This City At Its Own Dumb Game