Look at how they look at me now
Attention gonna boost my esteem
Lost about a million pounds
And God I look so good on TV
Make me pretty and orange
So I can fuck the tourists
In these parts there ain't no shortage for schneef
And when it rains, it's pouring
Can't help with all my whoring
Got a fever hiding all over me
Lu-lull me to sleep with a xanny
Come now, who's your daddy?
Pop an addy when we land at the scene
And yeah I cheat, what of it?
Everybody does it
But I'm glad it's never happened to me
Welcome to the valley, where nothing is real
Welcome to the valley, nobody care how ya feel
Look at how they look at me now
Attention gonna boost my esteem
Lost about a million pounds
And God I look so good on TV
Oh, I love it
Oh, I really want it
Can I touch it?
Can I have it for keeps?
(So pretty)
Oh, I love it
Oh, I really want it
Can I touch it?
Can I have it for keeps?
Make me pretty and orange
So I can fuck the tourists
In these parts there ain't no shortage for schneef
And when it rains, it's pouring
Can't help with all my whoring
Got a fever hiding all over me
Lu-lull me to sleep with a xanny
Come now, who's your daddy?
Pop an addy when we land at the scene
And yeah I cheat, what of it?
Everybody does it
But I'm glad it's never happened to me
Welcome to the valley, where nothing is real
Welcome to the valley, nobody care how ya feel
