When you're feeling down
Go put on your favorite shoes
Don't lie around
Walk your ass to Saskatoon
If you wanna quit
You gotta learn the golden rule
Let's just go to something cool
Down on your luck
Let's go steal a fire truck
We'll drive around
And save a cat from where it's stuck
If you feel like shit
You gotta learn the golden rule
Let's just go to something cool
Tear up a garden plant a seed
Go call your grandma
Climb a tree
Run naked through an Applebees
Learn to cook Italian
Run out and crash your mom's track meet
Go build a birdhouse with concrete
Jump off a bridge land on two feet
Let's just go to something cool
When you're feeling sad
Touch a duck or slap a mule
Put on some plaid I never said that I was cool
Get off your ass
You gotta live the golden rule
Let's just go to something cool
Life do be hard you know it's just a little scar expose it
Go hit the spa when you're not feeling good enough
Tear up a garden plant a seed
Go call your grandma
Climb a tree
Run naked through an Applebees
Learn to cook Italian
Run out and crash your mom's track meet
Go build a birdhouse with concrete
Jump off a bridge land on two feet
Let's just go to something cool
Tear up a garden plant a seed
Go call your grandma
Climb a tree
Run naked through an Applebees
Learn to speak Italian
Run out and crash your mom's track meet
Go build a birdhouse with concrete
Jump off a bridge land on two feet
Let's just go to something cool
