Me and the chicken went down to the coup And we stood there waiting for you to recoup But you're wrong damn miss Sally you're wrong will we see you tomorrow man I don't bet I'll bet you got plans for the doctor Forget it you're wrong Well a chicken always does what a chicken needs Yeah he bobs his head and he hides in the weeds And he's food for weeks If you breed him you don't Yeah me and Mr. Chicken and the doctor We were waiting for you to come along But you were just shaking you were wrong Yeah well out of the sun comes the last hunted one And he runs and he hides can't even decide if he's free Just bobs it like eyeore Well me and Mr. Chicken we were ready we were licking We were waiting for you and the doctor He was coming but you just in the wrong "Alright Brad testify something will ya" Yeah in comes the breeze and you can't hide the doors So you just try paint yourself up like a whore Cause you move and your neck it just loses the groove Yeah me and Mr Chicken and the doctor and the lawyer and everybody else Want to be Tom Sawyer but you're wrong Cause the Chicken can't sing no songs A chicken can't sing no song A chicken can't sing no song