You said your going to get drunk tonight Well, i could have told you that much girl Your are going to go out with the boys tonight Well, i already know And you said your not better for them then for any other guy Just because they play football and drink and drive Well, i hope you crash and die [chorus] Stupid, silly silly jock Why can't you realize That girls are not just objects or sex figures in your eyes If i see you with that boy tonight Just give me a call And i'll find another band-aid Just a band-aid for my soul Said your going to get better I could have told you that much girl Going to quit all your bad ways Well, you already know And you said "maybe someone will like me just for my mind Not because of my body or my money or anything at all" [chorus] Stupid, silly silly jock Why can't you realize That maybe someone somewhere will just recognize If i see you with that boy tonight Just give me a call And i'll find another band-aid Just a band-aid for my soul And i need a band-aid for my soul Just a band-aid for my soul And i need a band-aid for my soul Just a band-aid for my soul