[Narrator] Once a year, two rival drag-appella groups Meet in the BoobsForQueens warehouse [The Shady Bitches] Calling all the basic pitches! [Narrator] The Lady Bitches from the Lace Front Institute of Technology [The Lady Bitches] Well, look who's here for an off-key kiki! [Narrator] Have a sing-off with The Shady Bitches From the Lake Titicaca Academy of Braids, Weaves and Waffles [The Lady Bitches] I thought I smelled out-of-tuna fishes! [The Shady Bitches] Oh, hell no [The Lady Bitches] The rules are simple Keep it cute or sashay away! Category is RuPaul! [The Shady Bitches] Bitches better beware! [The Lady Bitches] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Five, six, seven Don't be jealous of my boogie, jealous of my boogie Jealous of my boogie, jealous of my boogie, don't be Hey DJ love the way I lose my inhibitions when you spin And I don't care if people stare I'd rather boogie than try to fit in Don't be jealous of my boogie Don't be jealous of my boogie You can say that you are not But I always see you looking Don't be jealous of my boogie (don't be) Don't be jealous of my boogie (don't be) You can say that you are not (don't be so jealous of my boogie) But I always see you looking [The Shady Bitches] Oh, really? Is that all you got? What about this? Lake, Lake, Titi, Titicaca Titi, Titi, Lake, Lake Titi, Titicaca, Titi, Titi Geronimo, Geronimo They're falling like they're dominos Sight beat the world and we shall see Eh-eh-eh-eh Eh-eh-eh-eh Lalala-lala Geronimo, Geronimo These girls are falling dominos They-they call me dynamo But I be yelling vámonos So you 'bout undergo Daenerys in a Game of Thrones No, I'm not no common hoe Slip sliding down a rabbit hole, what? (And they be slain) I slay these bitches double dutch (And they be slain) I slay these bitches so wassup Yeah, so what's up What else you got? [The Lady Bitches] We'll show you what's up! All of the glamour and all of the fame People are gonna remember your name Now and forever, your dreams coming true (they're coming true) They're gonna love it, whatever you do Gonna love you as you are Gonna love you, you're a superstar Gonna love you as you are Gonna love you, you're a superstar [The Shady Bitches] And to the ones I love Know that you're the reason why I dare to live my life I dare to liberate my mind You're running through my veins Make me come alive Gimme one shot, one shot Of adrenaline, adrenaline One shot, one shot Of adrenaline! Can I get, can I get it to go? Can I get, can I get it to go? Can I get, can I get it to go? Can I get, can I get it to go? [The Lady Bitches] Oh, yeah? Well, listen to our beats! If I dream everything I want to be If I dream all the possibilities [The Shady Bitches] Pick myself up, turn the world on its head Don't forget what, don't forget what my momma said [The Lady Bitches] Who? Who do you think you are? I'm tellin' the truth now We're all born naked and the rest is drag [The Shady Bitches] Scamming money, don't make no money But freaky money, do get the money Cause freaky money, do get the money Cause freaky, freaky [The Lady Bitches] Money, money, money, money! Money, money, money, money! Money, money, money, money! Money, money, money, money! Money, money, money, m-money! M-money-money, money, money, money, money! [The Shady Bitches] Yo, yo, why are we all battling each other? Aren't we all just mens and wigs? [The Lady Bitches & The Shady Bitches] Can I get an amen? (Ooh) Can I get an amen? (Ooh) If you can't love yourself (ooh) How in the hell you gonna love somebody else? (Ooh) Everybody wants her, Miss Sexy in this city She's on the prowl, she rock this town Who's that girl? A fly ferocious lady Get up and dance, get up, get up and Sashay, shantay, panther on the runway Do it, do it, oh-oh All the girls say Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say This is the main event, are you ready? (Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say) Just let the music dance into your soul (girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say) Cover girl, put the bass in your walk (girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say) Head to toe, let your whole body talk (girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say) She so wild, so animal (cover girl, put the bass in your walk) She's gonna work that sexy body so sexual (cover girl, put the bass in your walk) She's like a female phenomenon (cover girl) She's a glamazon (put the bass in your walk) Female phenomenon (cover girl) Oh na na na (put the bass in your walk) Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh! (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk) Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh! (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk) Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh! (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk) Fly, fly, fly, fly (cover girl) Uh-oh, now sissy that walk!