i know a girl she's like a shrew and if you're a weaker mammal she dig on you she make a burrow with her nose when it's cold outside that's where she goes i know a girl got a big red car and if you're laughing she'll take a joke a little too far she makes wishes on a distant star it don't get her funny jokes it don't wash her car i know a girl she's way out there she sings and dances with a trained pygmy bear circus sideshow in old detroit don't make me love her like bruce benoit chorus but i got a yellow slicker makes my skin a little thicker