Tom: G
G
I did some time in jail,
Em
I did a crime with Michelle
C
We stole from fried watermelon
D
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
G
I'm known to smack up a bitch
Em
I got kool-aid in the fridge
C
I never met my kids
D
Their real dad is Kanye
G
Guns yeah I sold em
Em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
C
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
D
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No please don't tase me
C
My name's Obama
D
I was born in Haiti
G
I still get food stamps
Em
I'm just lazy
C
I'm still on welfare
D
So fuck you pay me
G
They might arrest you
Em
But you could blame me
C
They'll pull me over
D
Incarcerate me
G
If I get unemployed
Em
Shit don't phase me
C
My name's Obama
D
I roll with Jay-Z
[Spoken]
N.C.
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
N.C.
Are you young Jeezer?
N.C.
How'd you get in the White House?
[Verse 2]
G
I smoke a lot of Newports
Em
I sit a lot on the porch
C
I stole 2012 Porsche
D
From my Neighbors Driveway
G
I did alotta of drug deals
Em
I killed Osama for treals
C
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
D
And fucked his bitch sideways
G
Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Em
Rocks weed meth heroin
C
White House garden showin'
D
What you think I'm growin' daisies?
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No it's OK see
C
My name's Obama
D
I'm half Kuwaiti
G
It's hard to look white
Em
Robbing Macy's
C
Give me the FUBU
D
Don't try to play me
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
No please don't mace me
C
My name's Obama
D
I dance like Swayze
G
If you live in Detroit
Em
Yawta thank me
C
My name's Obama
D
I'm Pakistani
[Bridge]
G Em
Before I came in the White House
Em
I used to smoke crack
C
I used to sold crack
D
I used to roll so black
G
I was born in Dubai
Em
I'd like to go back
C
Where's all my hoes at?
D
Take off your clothes
[Spoken]
N.C.
And don't talk back
N.C.
Now the American people have a clear choice
N.C.
Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane?
N.C.
Or with the back of my hand?
G
It's hard to look white
Em
When I'm smackin' Ladies
C
So it's no wonder
D
Ya'll crackers hate me
[Chorus]
G
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
Em
And this is crazy
C
I stealed your hummer
D
And throwed your baby
G
Sandusky touched a boy
Em
Or so they say see
C
My name's Obama
D
Chicken is tasty
G Em
Before I came in the White House
Em
I used to smoke crack
C
I use to sold crack
D
I use to roll so black
G
If all you haters don't like me
Em
Lick my ballsack
C
Ya'll haters fall back
D
So fuck you pay me
[Spoken]
N.C.
I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now?
N.C.
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
N.C.
She is a typical white person
