Tom: G G I did some time in jail, Em I did a crime with Michelle C We stole from fried watermelon D Yip Yippity Ki Yay G I'm known to smack up a bitch Em I got kool-aid in the fridge C I never met my kids D Their real dad is Kanye G Guns yeah I sold em Em Hoes tricks yeah I told em C Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em D Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B. [Chorus] G Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!) Em No please don't tase me C My name's Obama D I was born in Haiti G I still get food stamps Em I'm just lazy C I'm still on welfare D So fuck you pay me G They might arrest you Em But you could blame me C They'll pull me over D Incarcerate me G If I get unemployed Em Shit don't phase me C My name's Obama D I roll with Jay-Z [Spoken] N.C. Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer? N.C. Are you young Jeezer? N.C. How'd you get in the White House? [Verse 2] G I smoke a lot of Newports Em I sit a lot on the porch C I stole 2012 Porsche D From my Neighbors Driveway G I did alotta of drug deals Em I killed Osama for treals C I blamed it on Navy SEALS D And fucked his bitch sideways G Bro, yeah I'm holdin' Em Rocks weed meth heroin C White House garden showin' D What you think I'm growin' daisies? [Chorus] G Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!) Em No it's OK see C My name's Obama D I'm half Kuwaiti G It's hard to look white Em Robbing Macy's C Give me the FUBU D Don't try to play me G Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!) Em No please don't mace me C My name's Obama D I dance like Swayze G If you live in Detroit Em Yawta thank me C My name's Obama D I'm Pakistani [Bridge] G Em Before I came in the White House Em I used to smoke crack C I used to sold crack D I used to roll so black G I was born in Dubai Em I'd like to go back C Where's all my hoes at? D Take off your clothes [Spoken] N.C. And don't talk back N.C. Now the American people have a clear choice N.C. Would you like to be smacked with a pimp cane? N.C. Or with the back of my hand? G It's hard to look white Em When I'm smackin' Ladies C So it's no wonder D Ya'll crackers hate me [Chorus] G Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!) Em And this is crazy C I stealed your hummer D And throwed your baby G Sandusky touched a boy Em Or so they say see C My name's Obama D Chicken is tasty G Em Before I came in the White House Em I used to smoke crack C I use to sold crack D I use to roll so black G If all you haters don't like me Em Lick my ballsack C Ya'll haters fall back D So fuck you pay me [Spoken] N.C. I mean do we really need another black guy on unemployment right now? N.C. I'm sorry I get that from my mother N.C. She is a typical white person