Tom: G G Ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! G I got a missile now, D Em I'm gonna blow u up! C Gonna blow u up! G I got a missile now, D Em I'm gonna blow u up! C Gonna blow u up! [Verse 1] G I got some sorta D big missile for ya. Em It goes so far C it hits California. G The whole wide world's D gonna go up in flames, Em when Obama calls up, C I take the phone and say [Chorus] G Ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! G You're a BAC K MAN D gimme all your fried watermelon Em and ur chicken right now! C Uuuuuh G Got a small little penis D but my missile is large, Em you would think my dick's bigger C when I'm dropping it! G So, ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! G I got a missile now, D Em I'm gonna blow u up! C Gonna blow u up! [Verse 2] G Got a couple nunchuckers, D theme park for torture, Em I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE! C I MEANT EC ROWAVE SUPPER! G I bomb China D but the button got stuck, Em AH FUCK! C BETTER DUCK! (Sprechen) HED , FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK! [Chorus] G Ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! G Gonna bomb ur city D while ur sitting there shitting Em out a Chicken wonton C Uuuuh G Got a small Philippenis D and my missile is A RGE! Em you would think my dick's bigger C when I'm dropping it. G So, ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! [Bridge] G I'm showing up, I'm blowing up, D I'm throwing out all night! Em Some would say I'm acting out C 'coz my daddy died. G I touch a girl, I touch a boy, D It's North Korean pride! Em I eat dog with my young C Thirteen year old bride. G drink my cognac I smoke crack D them bitches be like "Oh, crap!" Em I like biking and dry cleaning C my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black) G D Hillary, you're a pretty little fat dyke. Em C I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight. G D Looking 4 my daughter on South Korean border. G 'coz Ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Em Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U, C GOD DAME T! (MOM!!!!!!!!) [Chorus] G Ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! G I'm a black ass nigga, D everybody sing wit me Em let's get jiggy right now, C Uuuuh! G I'm gonna rape these women, D while the rest of you STARVE!!!! Em If I had sum more dinner, C I'd give you NONE OF IT! (Lachen) G Ching chang chong! D I'm Kim Jong Un! Em Got a mushroom cloud C 4 u! G I got a missile now, D Em I'm gonna blow u up! C Gonna blow u up! (mushroom cloud 4 u) G I got a missile now, D Em I'm gonna blow u up! C Gonna blow u up! (mushroom cloud 4 u) G I got a missile now, D Em I'm gonna blow u up! C Gonna blow u up!