Tom: G
G
Ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
G
I got a missile now,
D Em
I'm gonna blow u up!
C
Gonna blow u up!
G
I got a missile now,
D Em
I'm gonna blow u up!
C
Gonna blow u up!
[Verse 1]
G
I got some sorta
D
big missile for ya.
Em
It goes so far
C
it hits California.
G
The whole wide world's
D
gonna go up in flames,
Em
when Obama calls up,
C
I take the phone and say
[Chorus]
G
Ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
G
You're a BAC K MAN
D
gimme all your fried watermelon
Em
and ur chicken right now!
C
Uuuuuh
G
Got a small little penis
D
but my missile is large,
Em
you would think my dick's bigger
C
when I'm dropping it!
G
So, ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
G
I got a missile now,
D Em
I'm gonna blow u up!
C
Gonna blow u up!
[Verse 2]
G
Got a couple nunchuckers,
D
theme park for torture,
Em
I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!
C
I MEANT EC ROWAVE SUPPER!
G
I bomb China
D
but the button got stuck,
Em
AH FUCK!
C
BETTER DUCK!
(Sprechen)
HED , FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!
[Chorus]
G
Ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
G
Gonna bomb ur city
D
while ur sitting there shitting
Em
out a Chicken wonton
C
Uuuuh
G
Got a small Philippenis
D
and my missile is A RGE!
Em
you would think my dick's bigger
C
when I'm dropping it.
G
So, ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
[Bridge]
G
I'm showing up, I'm blowing up,
D
I'm throwing out all night!
Em
Some would say I'm acting out
C
'coz my daddy died.
G
I touch a girl, I touch a boy,
D
It's North Korean pride!
Em
I eat dog with my young
C
Thirteen year old bride.
G
drink my cognac I smoke crack
D
them bitches be like "Oh, crap!"
Em
I like biking and dry cleaning
C
my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)
G D
Hillary, you're a pretty little fat dyke.
Em C
I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight.
G D
Looking 4 my daughter on South Korean border.
G
'coz Ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em Em
Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,
C
GOD DAME T!
(MOM!!!!!!!!)
[Chorus]
G
Ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
G
I'm a black ass nigga,
D
everybody sing wit me
Em
let's get jiggy right now,
C
Uuuuh!
G
I'm gonna rape these women,
D
while the rest of you STARVE!!!!
Em
If I had sum more dinner,
C
I'd give you NONE OF IT! (Lachen)
G
Ching chang chong!
D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
Em
Got a mushroom cloud
C
4 u!
G
I got a missile now,
D Em
I'm gonna blow u up!
C
Gonna blow u up!
(mushroom cloud 4 u)
G
I got a missile now,
D Em
I'm gonna blow u up!
C
Gonna blow u up!
(mushroom cloud 4 u)
G
I got a missile now,
D Em
I'm gonna blow u up!
C
Gonna blow u up!
