Tom: C C Em Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone C G Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone [Verse 1] C Em C G Speak: Oh hello My name is DJ Not Nice You might remember me From my last record Ching Chang Chong You made me very rich Now I roll in American money [Chorus] G I'm a Korean C And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right Em cause they're not Giving me the good rice C And The Dyke giving me Food looks like G a lesbian C I don't like how my Beef pork look like Em And the last time I eat your food I C got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop G While I'm peeing C And you might not believe I could fight Em I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes C I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white G Europeans C I would like to just drink My bud light Em maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii C and blow up The countries I don't like G Cause I'm a Korean [Verse 2] [Rap] C I'm not that nice (Uh uh) Em I build a bomb (Yeah) C Then pick a country (You) G And blow it up C I work for NASA (Cool) Em We look at stars (Wow) C You know Apollo C C That movie is Good [Sing] G I talk like Ching Chang Chong C Why do you drop on me so much Napalm Em I been trained to kill With my Tai Kwon Do C And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store G bo bo bo bo Bonzai [Rap] C I like to play Em magic cards C You heard of China G I was in charge C Of Chinatown Em In Vietnam C I'm still around [Sing] G C You can come through to play [Rap] C When I play poker Em I just throw all my chips in C G Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson C I smoke Coke - It's fun Em You think I'm joking man C I made a lot Of money from Pokemon [Chorus] G I'm a Korean C I think Michael Jackson's A good guy Em I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys C Cause in my country We can touch Young guys G On their penis C And my wife Is thirteen And cooks my Em Macaroni N' Cheese So good I C Got her out On the street For a good Good price (10 years ago) [Verse 3] [Rap] G I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh) C I like it rough (Uh uh) Em Hillary Clinton C Let's get it On (Woo) G I have a missile (Uh uh) C It's very small (So small) Em It's in my pants (Hehe) C I can't get it up (Aww) G I bomb New York (Oops) C Better luck (Next time) Em You heard of London (Uh uh) C Not anymore (Aww) G I bomb Iran (Yeah) C Oops that's Japan (Not again) Em I made a goof [Sing] G C Now I gotta start again [Rap] C Em I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari C G If I bomb Your crib - Yep sorry - I'm a ninja warrior C I went to Harvard Em I bomb Pearl Harbor C G I want the whole world To know That I'm Powerful ("I am small penis") C Em Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die (die die die) C G Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa (wa wa wa) C Em Death to all Fuck the World Cause I like 2Pac (pac pac pac) C Now the world Must Stop (stop stop stop) G G Cause of my Small cock (cock cock cock) [Sing] C Em One day, You'll say Why is everyone dead C G Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said C Now we all Are slaves Em Monkeys run This place C It's planet Of the apes (Oh okay) [Chorus] G I'm a Korean C And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight Em Because I think That if he Heard my C My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me G I'm stealing (Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony) C And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right Em I don't like Japanese or The Thai C I would like To see the Whole world die G Cause I'm a Korean