Tom: C
C Em
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
C G
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone
[Verse 1]
C Em C G
Speak:
Oh hello
My name is DJ Not Nice
You might remember me
From my last record
Ching Chang Chong
You made me very rich
Now I roll in American money
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
And I'd like my Chinese food Cooked right
Em
cause they're not Giving me the good rice
C
And The Dyke giving me Food looks like
G
a lesbian
C
I don't like how my Beef pork look like
Em
And the last time I eat your food I
C
got the Rice chicken Beef tofu Now I poop
G
While I'm peeing
C
And you might not believe I could fight
Em
I'm a white belt But I have 2 stripes
C
I don't like all you little Blue eyed dumb white
G
Europeans
C
I would like to just drink My bud light
Em
maybe bomb A couple things in Hawaii
C
and blow up The countries I don't like
G
Cause I'm a Korean
[Verse 2]
[Rap]
C
I'm not that nice (Uh uh)
Em
I build a bomb (Yeah)
C
Then pick a country (You)
G
And blow it up
C
I work for NASA (Cool)
Em
We look at stars (Wow)
C
You know Apollo
C C
That movie is Good
[Sing]
G
I talk like Ching Chang Chong
C
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
Em
I been trained to kill With my Tai Kwon Do
C
And my whole continent Is a dry cleaning store
G
bo bo bo bo Bonzai
[Rap]
C
I like to play
Em
magic cards
C
You heard of China
G
I was in charge
C
Of Chinatown
Em
In Vietnam
C
I'm still around
[Sing]
G C
You can come through to play
[Rap]
C
When I play poker
Em
I just throw all my chips in
C G
Hello I'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
C
I smoke Coke - It's fun
Em
You think I'm joking man
C
I made a lot Of money from Pokemon
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
I think Michael Jackson's A good guy
Em
I don't mind If he sleeps With young guys
C
Cause in my country We can touch Young guys
G
On their penis
C
And my wife Is thirteen And cooks my
Em
Macaroni N' Cheese So good I
C
Got her out On the street For a good Good price (10 years ago)
[Verse 3]
[Rap]
G
I'm not gonna lie (Uh uh)
C
I like it rough (Uh uh)
Em
Hillary Clinton
C
Let's get it On (Woo)
G
I have a missile (Uh uh)
C
It's very small (So small)
Em
It's in my pants (Hehe)
C
I can't get it up (Aww)
G
I bomb New York (Oops)
C
Better luck (Next time)
Em
You heard of London (Uh uh)
C
Not anymore (Aww)
G
I bomb Iran (Yeah)
C
Oops that's Japan (Not again)
Em
I made a goof
[Sing]
G C
Now I gotta start again
[Rap]
C Em
I roll the world up in a ball like Katamari
C G
If I bomb Your crib - Yep sorry - I'm a ninja warrior
C
I went to Harvard
Em
I bomb Pearl Harbor
C G
I want the whole world To know That I'm Powerful
("I am small penis")
C Em
Everyone To the floor We all gonna Die (die die die)
C G
Put your head Between your legs And say Ko ni chi wa (wa wa wa)
C Em
Death to all Fuck the World Cause I like 2Pac (pac pac pac)
C
Now the world Must Stop (stop stop stop)
G G
Cause of my Small cock (cock cock cock)
[Sing]
C Em
One day, You'll say Why is everyone dead
C G
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong Il said
C
Now we all Are slaves
Em
Monkeys run This place
C
It's planet Of the apes
(Oh okay)
[Chorus]
G
I'm a Korean
C
And I'm not Gonna beef With Suge Knight
Em
Because I think That if he Heard my
C
My 2Pac Parody He'd find me And tell me
G
I'm stealing
(Hurry up Take a picture Of me dangling From the balcony)
C
And I'd like My Chinese food Cooked right
Em
I don't like Japanese or The Thai
C
I would like To see the Whole world die
G
Cause I'm a Korean
