Tom: Em
G D G
La da da da, la da da da, la da da daaa,
D B
La da da da da da da
[Verse 1]
G C
I was gonna steal a car but I'm white
D G
I was gonna steal it and drive real far but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta walk around and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 2]
G C
I was gonna break in your house but I'm white
D G
I was gonna take your TV and your couch but I'm white
G C
Now I'm shoppin' at IKEA and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 3]
G C
I was gonna run from the cops but I'm white
D G
I was gonna run when they told me to stop but I'm white
G C
Now I got a jaywalkin' ticket and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
G C
I was gonna smoke some crack but I'm white (shit!)
D G
I was gonna throw my life off track but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta go to college and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
G C
I was gonna shoot some thugs (bam!) but I'm white (wassup sucka?)
D G
I was gonna kill them and take they drugs but I'm white (yeah wassup?)
G C
Now I'm payin' for their food stamps and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
G C
I was drink some Sprite but I'm white
D G
A little malt liquor woulda also been tight but I'm white
G C
Now I'm sippin' mocha lattes with soy on the side, yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
G C
I was gonna rob a bank but I'm white
D G
Was gonna take the money bag and say thanks but I'm white
G C
Now I gotta work on Wall Street and I know why (why nigga?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
G C
I got me a real good life 'cause I'm white
D G
I got me a house, dog, kids and wife 'cause I'm white
G C
I could retire when I'm 40 and I'll know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B
(La da da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
G C
I'm wrote this song of mine 'cause I'm white (I'm white!)
D G
They gonna call me racist online 'cause I'm white (That's racist!)
G C
And if a black guy beat my ass up I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
G D G
Because I'm white, Because I'm white, Because I'm white
D B G
(La da da da da da da daaa)
[Spoken]
N.C.
Yo, man! You tried that new Greek yogurt?
N.C.
That organic shit, it's good shit man
N.C.
I can't wait to invite over them new neighbors man
N.C.
Give 'em some kale chips
N.C.
You know what I'm sayin', that non-dairy non-fat skim
N.C.
Oh man, I just got that new Prius man
N.C.
You see that shit?
N.C.
Oh yeah, I was just at the proctologist, dawg (wassat?)
N.C.
That's a doctor for your asshole
N.C.
I been payin' into my 401k
N.C.
Payin' my taxes and shit
N.C.
Fuckin' IRS got me on audit
N.C.
You catch them CMAs?
N.C.
I got this new washin' machine too
N.C.
High efficiency nigga!
