Tom: Em Em D C Yo, listen up here's a story Am Em D C About a little girl who lived in an attic Am Em D C Am And all day and all night them Nazi soldiers were lo-okin' for Em D C Am her and she sang a little something like this [Hook] Em D C I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Am Em Yo, get the keys to the ride D C Homie, we gotta fly Am We gotta flee Em D C Come on I, got me some rocks Am Em I got some weed in my socks D C Homie, we gettin' high [Verse 1] Am Yeah Em D I gotta army lookin' for me C Am And this attic's gettin' too crowded for me Em D Gotta go get a bus outta Germany C Am Gotta rush, 'cause if them Nazis find me Em D Then it's on to the train and off to the camp C Am And it's not the kind of camp where you wanna be Em D It's not the kind of camp with arts and crafts C Am It's the kind where they make soap outta me Em D This attic's gettin' too whack for me C Am All I got is a bucket to crap and pee Em D It sucks when you're stuck in the attic B C Am Ain't even got cable on this TV Em D And my little laptop's got dial-up C Am How'm I s'posed to see "Two Girls, One Cup"? Em D And I can't make a call to order some grub C Am Ain't even got service on my Blackberry [Pre-Chorus] Bm G Hitler, might as well give up Bm 'cause I ain't comin' down G And I ain't gonna be found Bm It's my Bat Mitzvah G We gonna get drunk Bm And get this attic bumpin' down G Everybody sing it now! [Hook] Em D C I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Am Em Yo, get the keys to the ride D C Homie, we gotta fly Am We gotta flee Em D C Come on I, got me some rocks Am Em I got some weed in my socks D C Homie, we gettin' high [Verse 2] Am Hey, yo! Em D Why them Nazis waste their time on me? C Am I'mma tryn'a chill with my homies Em D It's fine, don't pay no dime C Am I'mma be just fine, but keep on tryna' find me Em D Kinda started, I liked this attic C It's not bad Am I ain't even mad Em It's rad D I'mma have me a little party C Am Manichewitz, instead of Bacardi Em D And you're all invited C Bring your posse Am You ain't gettin' carded Em D We all gonna get retarded C Am We gonna drink until we fart it Em D And we gonna order pizza C Am We gonna be hiring a DJ Em D We gonna sing "Hava Nagila" C Am We gonna be smoking our kilo Em D This ain't something you wanna miss, man C Am This gonna be a sweet Bat Mitzvah Em D We gonna be in the VIP C Am And we might even be throwing a bris Em D Bitch Ass Nazis ain't invited C Am They try to get in, don't bother Em D This party, it can be one of a kind C Am Anne Frank Bash, Two-thousand-nine! [Hook] Em D C I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Am Em Yo, get the keys to the ride D C Homie, we gotta fly Am We gotta flee Em D C Come on I, got me some rocks Am Em I got some weed in my socks D C Homie, we gettin' high Am Em D I'm in an attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet Em D I'm in an attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet Em D I'm in an attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet Em D I'm in an attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet Em D (Attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet) Em D (Attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet) Em D (Attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet) Em D (Attic, an attic C Am It's so sweet, it's so sweet) [Hook] Em D C I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Am Em Yo, get the keys to the ride D C Homie, we gotta fly Am We gotta flee Em D C Come on I, got me some rocks Am Em I got some weed in my socks D C Am Homie, we gettin' high Em D C I'm a Jew, homie we gonna die Am Em Yo, get the keys to the ride D C Homie, we gotta fly Am We gotta flee Em D C Come on I, got me some rocks Am Em I got some weed in my socks D C Am Homie, we gettin' high Em (Ending)