My life is a joke Just an unfunny joke Where the martyrs are comedians without a place to talk And they’re laughing at my poems, baby On the college radio My life is a joke Just a dumb little joke Where the punchline is an overdose in a public pool Hey your walking kinda funny baby Been spending all ur money lately Are you shooting up your honey Later at the rodeo Have all of the stories been told bout the Jesus oh Christ Did he find out the name of the store Where he lost all of his money trading Betting on the rodeo My life is a joke Just a bit that I wrote I can’t believe that the silence could get any worse My life is a curse A very unfunny curse And I’m in trouble with the district and the surrounding towns I was ripping out the copper piping Breaking into to spring lake heights Taking all the neighbors lighting Oh lord now it was something frightening I wanta be onto you They’re gonna be onto me I wanta be onto you They’re gonna be onto me