Tom: E E A I've been contemplating, suicide E A But it really doesn't, suit my style, E A So I think I'll just act, bored instead E A And contain the blood I would've shed E A She makes me feel so ill at ease E A My heart is really on it's knees E A But I keep a poker face so well E A That even mother couldn't tell [Chorus] (That my) E baby's so vain that she is A almost a mirror, And the E sound of her name, sends a A permanent shiver, down my E Spiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiyiyi A -ine E iii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiyiyi A yi [Instrumental] E A E A [Verse] E A I keep her photograph against my heart E A For in my life she plays a starring part E A All alcohol and cigarettes E A I've got no use for, cheap regrets E A She makes me feel so, ill at ease E A My heart is really on it's knees E A But I keep a poker face so well E A That even mother couldn't tell [Chorus] (That my) E baby's so vain that she is A almost a mirror, And the E sound of her name, sends a A permanent shiver, down my E Spiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiyiyi A -ine E iii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiyiyi-ine A iii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiyiyi-ine E iii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiiii-yi-yiyiyi A yi