Tom: G G [Verse 1] G Em Well, if beauty and pain are one in the same C G Then seeing you is like cutting off my arms G Em Yeah, you've got twiggy legs and you smoke cigarettes C G G/F# Em But one smile sets my heart off like a car alarm C G One smile sets my heart off like a bomb [Chorus] N.C. But you said: C G D G “I’m too fucked up for a relationship right now C G D If I loved you, girl, I'd wanna do it right C G D Em I'll let you know, if I figure it out” C D G G/F# Em You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light C D G You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light [Verse 2] G At that party I Ieft early Em C G You got really wasted and told everyone you wanted me the most G Em So my brain went electric with anticipation C G G/F# Em And the jubilee of you and me being more than close C G Saying, the jubilee of being more than close G Em I collected my courage like shiny face-up pennies C G And I held out my confession in my hand G G/F# Em You apologized real small, said you’d had one too many C G G/F# Em I asked you for an ocean and you filled my heart with sand C G I asked you and you filled my heart with sand [Chorus] N.C. You said: C G D G “I'm too fucked up for a relationship right now C G D If I loved you, girl, I'd wanna do it right C G D Em I'll let you know, if I figure it out” C D G G/F# Em You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light C D G You kissed your bottle and you passed out like a light [Verse 3] G Em I guess Valentine's Day didn't mean a thing C G And you like reading poetry to pals G You think fate brought us together Em And you're so glad that you met me C G G/F# Em But romantic inclinations are simply not allowed C G Yeah, wanting you is simply not allowed G Em So I found this nice guy and he's really organized C G And he smells reals nice when we go out on dates G G/F# Em And I like that he’s kind and he likes being mine C G G/F# Em And he’s not educated in the way the heart breaks C G No, he's got no clue how to make a heart break N.C. Yeah [Chorus] C G D G You’re too fucked up for a relationship right now C G D You know I love you, but you're simply not alright C G D Em I hope you find a girl and figure your shit out C D G G/F# Em I hope she's sweet, I hope she's deep, I hope she’s bright C D G G/F# Em I hope you love her for the rest of your long fuckin' life C D G I hope you love her for the rest of your life