Tom: Em Em D# If you told me that we’d died G C And gone to the gay bar G C I woulda said “that seems right” Em D# Cause I knew you’d had a few G C When I got into the car G C I was clutching the upholstery tight Em D# Saint Peter clad in leather G C She was looking quite salacious G C But the fire never met her eyes Em D# And the cowboys dipped in glitter G C Brought us into their good graces G C You were sorry that you’re not their type G C You were sorry that you’re not their A C Oo-oo-oo A C [mute] Ah-Ah-Ah Em D# The swaying of your braids G C Gave impression of a halo G C But saying so would make me trite Em D# Well I think I coulda stayed G C For forever in the disco G C Dancing by the fractured light G C You were lovely by the fractured A C Oo-oo-oo A C Ah-ah-ah-ah A C Ah-ah-oo G C Baby isn’t this the afterlife? G Cmaj7 Singing karaoke in a dive