Oh baby, I really hate to call you baby I'd rather call you by your real name Well, actually, I'd rather not talk to you at all Oh baby, I'd rather be with Hermione I know you're jealous of her, aren't you? Well, actually, I don't care if you mind Because Lavender Brown, you're going down You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown Hermione's great, and the problem's you're not her Oh baby, I know you're pretty fun to snog But only snogging's kind of boring And I'm sorta worried that you'll give me an STD Oh baby, I hate the way you call me "won-won" And the lame necklace you gave me I'll be happier when you are gone Because Lavender Brown, you're going down You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown Hermione's great, and your problem's you're not her So stop following me, stop giving me hickies I'm sick of your face, and I'm not taking the mickey Because Lavender Brown, you're going down You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown Hermione's great, don't forget that you're not her I love you, Hermione!!