Hogwarts champion, house prefect Yo, Hufflepuff house! Represent! I was dating this chick named Cho Chang She hung out with me and my popular gang All my friends believed when I said, "DAMN! I want her!" But really I was dreaming of Harry Potter... My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls I'll rock the bed in the underworld! About a thousand girls asked me to the Yule Ball But this sexy beast is too good for them all They oohed and aahed when I dove into the lake Well, I wore short shorts--for Harry Potter's sake! My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys In the bath, that egg wasn't the only loud noise! My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know Pretty-boy-Diggory gets all the girls My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory digs all the boys My mirror is my best friend With a face like this, who needs to pretend? You know pretty-boy-Diggory may now be dead. So I'll hit on Harry's father instead!