Monica: Saturday, I get a call from Mommy Saturday, I get a call from Mommy to say Daddy's run away Run away with who? Judy Katz, Mom's best friend. Sunday night, I get a call from Daddy Sunday night, I get a call from Daddy and he's laying in bed with you-know-who I said, "Talk to me, Dad." And he did. He said, "Kid, I don't know how it happened I never meant it, too, not for a second, And I didn't mean to hurt you, oh It's out of my control, I've never been in love And when I'm not with her, I'm drowning Drowning, can you forgive me, darling daughter? Can you forgive my happiness?" Yes, of course, love happens I think it just happened to me I was running, dreaming rainbows When unexpectedly, I met someone who Touched me somewhere through And when I'm not with him I'm cracking Cracking Never been in love Never been in love Never, never, never, never been in love before Oh Never been a love Don't know how to deal with love Hope it doesn't happen to me anymore You can bust down any wall But you can never have it all When I'm not with him I'm drowning I thought it was fear, but now it's hiding Slipping, sliding Happiness Ian: Telephone rings, how are you, brother? Our mother just dropped dead on the golf course She just shot a birdie, so She died with a smile on her face Ali made arrangements, I took the pain Hard British nights, cold in the rain Never gonna see my Mommy again Monica: Dear Wanker, Woke up this morning I had to write to you What's the point in wondering? Both: What's new? Monica: Whatcha doing? Ian: Whatcha doing? Monica: Where ya going? Ian: Where ya going? Monica: Are you happy? Who're you happy with? Ian: Am I happy? Monica: Are you thinking? Are you singing? How's the drinking? That's all Ian, I really need to speak to you. Give me a call Ian: Why have a little when a lot will do so much better? Why have a bittle when a bottle will be wetter? There's the riddle Why, the kittle go full throttle Till the final empty bottle What an awful, tragic sight. Another lost cause Just like my Daddy was Monica: Come out of the darkness Into the light Come out of the darkness Into the light Both: Come out of the darkness Into the light