Monica: Percy says if I don't drop you, he'll drop me. He wants to book me some shows with musicians who will actually show up. Ian: How deliciously delightful for you. And what do you say? Monica: I said I couldn't make it with someone I can't count on. Ian: What about us? Monica: The point is you're getting in my way You're holding me back, and there's just no way I'm gonna have that Look at yourself You're drunk out of your skull most of the time Well, that's a bad mishap But I will not bow down to your crap Let's leave with a little bit of love Ian: I don't appreciate the fact That you can't just sit still in a room It's pathetic You got too many ants in your pants All caught up in the romance of the big break Christ sake! Settle down, desperation, Monica Every day a little death, take yourself a little breath Breathe yourself a little bit of love Monica: Leave with a little bit of love Ian: Can we just sit and relax for a minute? Just talk things through Monica: I appreciate the fact You want to talk things through like Mature, grown-up people Ian: I appreciate the fact we like and prize each other Monica: But soon we might despise each other Let's leave with a little bit- Ian: Of anger, though I must admit You drag me 'round the world to say, "That's it? I quit, wrong fit," well shit, I'm so naïve That'll teach me not to wear my poor heart on my sleeve Monica: Let's leave with a little bit of- Ian: Look on your table, Monica! Half-finished lyrics, incomplete rhymes Daddy's Girl, Monica, unable in life, unable in art, To finish what you start Monica: I'm late. Ian: Oh, God, for what this time? Monica: Late! Pregnant I think I might be eating for two Bun in the oven Pregnant Ian: Pregnant? Monica: I went to the chemist and I bought a little test And now I have to pee and then let science do the rest To see if I'm- Ian: Pregnant Reeling room, feeling numb Helpless, hopeless to the outcome Monica: There's no way I'm gonna have this baby There is not an even maybe Not as long as I want to be a star I'm not ready now nor ever To be pregnant You know, for a musician, your rhythm method is rubbish! Ian: Maybe we should have it, or something. Monica: Are you out of your mind or something? Look at your table, acres of bottles! A slave to the alcohol, you'll always be or might have been, Unless you go get clean Ian: It's my baby, too! Monica: I've made my decision! Ian: Then, I've made mine. Ian (Overlapping): I'm going back to Glasgow I miss the gray days George Square at dark, the Celtic Park I'll build my studio Glasgow Home Monica (Overlapping): I'll keep Manhattan My ballroom gown The perfect town if you are up for getting down I'll live the universe of Manhattan Home Ian: Are you sure you don't want me to go to the clinic with you before I go? Monica: Positive. Ian: Yeah, you are, aren't you? Let's leave with a little bit of- Monica: Little bit of- Ian: Little bit of love. Bye, Mon. Monica: Don't call me Mon. Pacing in a room Pacing in my heart again Just get up and start again Monica, pace the room Bring the future faster Might just be a whim But maybe I can go faster without him Va-voom, I gotta get out this room