Tom: D
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[Verse 1]
E D
Let’s get a house, you and me and your twelve cats
A
We’ll put mirrors on the ceiling
E
We’ll have a bunk bed by the bath
E D
You’ll line my mattress with nails
A E
One for every time something psycho came out of your mouth
E
Your cavern eyes are preying
D
Your scarlet lips half saying
A E
A sales pitch for the circus in your mind
[Chorus]
D A E
Young lady, you’re scaring me
D A E D A E
Young lady, you’re scaring me
[Verse 2]
E
Dumbbell right to the temple
D
Carry me to your shrine
A E
Dedicated to the prince of the last of your nine lives
E D
She waited in the darkest corner all night
A E
Until I closed up shop, I turned out the lights
E D
Then she begged for me to drive her home
A E
I thought about the Kensington Strangler as I was about to say no
E D
When we pulled up to her bleeding dollhouse
A
She said, “Park behind the hearse”
E
I said, “No need, get out and take your purse”
[Chorus]
D A E
Young lady, you’re scaring me
D A E
Young lady, you’re scaring me
[Verse 3]
E D
Remember that time you wrote me two hundred letters
A E
Never once to a single reply
Em D
Remember they all referenced a love that wasn’t real
A E
Considering we talked maybe one or two times
[Chorus]
D A E
Young lady, you’re scaring me
D A E D A E
Young lady, you’re scaring me
[Outro]
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