Tom: A A C A C Why do you have kids? A C A C Why did you make children? D Falling asleep standing up on the corner E With cigarette ash falling in the stroller A C A C Why do you have kids? A C A C Why did you make children? D You gave all baby daddys money for food E To the dead eyed street pharmaceutical dude [Chorus] A G Accidents having accidents C E Now mother like daughter, father like son E R.I.P. next generation, goodnight, honey E D You've got nothing to look up or forward to [Verse 2] A C A C Why do you have kids? A C A C Why did you make children? D You beat your son at the grocery store E Because he cried a little when his eyes were sore A C A C Why? [Interlude] A C A C [Bridge] D Baby runs around shoeless outside E While mama's dressed to the junkyard nines D Feed them garbage so they stop crying E They'll look just like you in no time [Chorus] A G Accidents having accidents C E Now mother like daughter, father like son E R.I.P. next generation, goodnight, honey A D You've got nothing to look up or forward to A C A C A C A C The Kids got nothing to look up or forward to A C A C A C A C The kids got nothing to look up or forward to A C A C No