Queenie was a blonde And her age stood still When she danced twice a day Twice a day in vaudeville Grey eyes Lips like coals aglow And her face a tinted mask A tinted mask of snow What hips What shoulders What a back she had! Legs built to drive men mad And she did And she did And she did And she did Queenie had a man She had a man named Burrs He was a clown of great renown Three-sheeted all over town Oh yes Burrs he was a charmer Who only loved Queenie as much As much as he could harm her One grin One gesture And the house would yell But his eyes were mean as hell 'Cause he was Yes he was Just because Just because Sunday comes too soon Queenie wakes feeling shot And though it ain't quite noon It's already too hot So tired That her eyes stay shut And when she calls her man Her man calls her a slut They fight Then she says Babe to make this right Let's throw a party tonight So they did, yes they did And they did, yes they did