Tom: Bm Bm F#m Em F#m E|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------| B|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------| G|--2--2--2--2-|--0--0--0--0-|--5--5--5--5-|--4--4--4--4---| D|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------| A|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------| E|-------------|-------------|-------------|---------------| [Intro] Bm F#m Em F#m Bm F#m Em F#m [Verse] Bm F#m Miraculous you call it babe, you ain't seen nothing yet. Em F#m They got Pepsi in the Andes, they got McDonalds in Tibet. Bm F#m Yosemite's been turned into a golf course for the Japs, Em F#m The Dead Sea is alive with rap. Bm F#m Between the Tigris and Euphrates, there's a leisure centre now Em F#m They got all kinds of sports, they got Bermuda shorts Bm F#m They had sex in Pennsylvania, a Brazilian grew a tree Em F#m And a doctor in Manhattan, saved a dying man for free [Chorus] Bm It's a miracle F#m It's a miracle D It's a miracle F# Another miracle G By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace Em F# The human race has civilized itself Bm F#m Em It's a miracle F# Bm F#m Em F# [Verse] Bm F#m We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine. Em F#m We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime. Bm F#m Em We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce, F#m Yeah, we got choice. Bm F#m She said meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene my dear, Em F#m The Lord said Peter I can see your house from here. Bm F#m An honest man finally reaped what he had sown. Em F# And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan. [Chorus] Bm It's a miracle F#m It's a miracle D It's a miracle F# Another miracle G By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace Em F# The human race has civilized itself Bm F#m Em It's a miracle F#m [Verse] Bm We cover in our shelters F#m With our hands over our ears Em Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff F#m Runs for years and years and years and years Bm An earthquake hits the theatre But the operetta lingers Then the piano lid comes down and breaks his fucking fingers It's a miracle. [Outro] Em Bm Em Bm G A D Bm F#m Em Bm