Tom: C
C F G C
My work day's done, go grab a shower, let's hit the pub, it's happy hour
F G C
If we get bombed, who gives a damn, I'm not as drunk as you think I am
C F G C
Those chicks right there don't look too good, but three more beers, I think I would
F G C
It's either them or my right hand, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!
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F C G C
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
F C D G
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here
C F G C
Say, are you girls waitin' on your friends, what did you say, you're lesbi- ans
F G C
Bartender cancel those two drinks, I'm not as am as you drunk I think
C F G C
This beer is movin' like a train, I think my lizard needs a drain
F G C
But first I'll have a double shot, I'm drunk you think as you am is not
[Chorus]
F C G C
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
F C D G
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here
C F G C
This bathroom's nice as it can be, it's got four walls, I've puked on three
F G C
Oops, here comes more, I'll use the sink, I'm not as drunk as you am I dink
C F G C
I put that bouncer right in his place, I smacked his elbow with my face
F G C
He's lucky that it's closin time, drunk am is not as you think you I'm
[Chorus]
F C G C
So buy another round, we'll sit right here and drink 'em down
F C D G C F C
Get every- one, another beer, you'll have to kick us outta here -----
