Tom: A A There she goes Bitching again D E A Saying things she's heard from all her Friends D E A D It don't matter what I do or where the Hell I been D A E A There goes and she's bitching again [Verse 1] D A I could make a million dollars and put it In her purse D A E Buy her a big ol' mansion and things Would just get worse D A D I could lasso her the moon and put it in With all her stuff A And she'd want to know where Neptune E A Was cause the moon ain't good enough [Chorus] A There she goes Bitching again D E A saying things she's heard From all her friends D E A D It don't matter what I do or where the Hell I been D A E A There she goes bitching again [Verse 2] A D I could've painted the Sistine chapel A I could've won a nobel prize D Built the Great Wall there in China A E And that'd Be nothing in her eyes D A D I could've wrote the whole dang bible And read it to her twice A And she'd Want to know why the yard E A Ain't mowed and the fridge don't make No ice [Chorus] A There she goes and she's bitching again D E A Saying things she's heard from all her Friends D E A D It don't matter what I do or where the Hell I been A E A Here she comes and there she goes Bitching again