Tom: E E One beer then I'm gone. E The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on. A E Got together and decided to come here. E They're not pretty, they're not small E I don't give a damn at all. B E Tonight I'm only havin just one beer. [Chorus 1] A E Yeah tonight I'm only havin just two beers. E B I don't mind the atmosphere in here. A It feels so right, it must be wrong E I know I can't stay too long. B E Tonight I'm only havin just two beers. [Verse] E Three beers but no more. There's no way I'm drinkin four. A E My attitude's improvin with the beer. E I was mad but now I'm glad, E The women in here they ain't so bad B E Tonight I'm only havin just three beers. [Chorus 2] A E Yeah tonight I'm only havin just six beers. E B I kinda like the atmosphere in here. A It feels so right It must be wrong. E I know I can't stay too long. B E Tonight I'm only havin just six beers. [Verse] E Twelve beers and I quit E Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit A I just spent my whole paycheck in here. E I took a chance, I tried to dance, E I threw up and pissed my pants. B E .one beer. [Chorus 3] A E Yeah tonight I'm only havin just one beer. E B At least that's what I said when I got here. A It felt so right, but it was wrong. E I know that I'd stayed too long. B E I think I must have drank a hundred beers. B E Now I wished I'd only had one beer. A B E A E God I wished I'd never come in here.