Tom: G
C D Em D/F# G
G C
I don't like poodles and popery
D G
pastel colors ain't good on me
C G
i want a woman i can squeez
D D7
these are things that i believe
G C
I like John Wayne and overalls
D G
i hate chick flicks and shopping malls
C G
I thank God that i've got balls
D D7
a pickup truck, a texas drawl
G C
I don't like flowers and fancy wear
D G
or talking on that phone all the time
C G
i don't like nothin' near my behind
D D7
it's an exit it suits me fine, oh
C D G
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C D G
(these are all the reasons he ain't queer)
G C
i think two holes are better than one
D G
if you ask me, that's more fun
C G
getting out and then i'm done
D D7
two guys kissin would make me run
G C
I don't like sex on a foo foo bed
D G
I don't wanna dance with a guy named Fred
C G
i did it once my face turned red
D D7
you saw the tape - enoughs been said
G C
All my buddies, we like to drink
D G
watching fights at the hockey rink
C G
you won't catch me wearing pink
D D7
i like the fact that my dick don't stink, oh
C D G
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C D Em
Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
C D
these are all the reasons
C D
the crazy cookoo reasons
C D G
these are the reasons i ain't queer
