Tom: D
D G D
A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why I'm right
D G A
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
G D A D
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
G D A D
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!
D G D
A beer won't fake a headache, a beer won't tell me "stop"
D G A
A beer will not get angry when I try to take off its top
G D A D
A beer won't call me selfish, a beer will understand
G D A D
If one night I prefer to have it in the can
G D
I love my beer, let it be said
A D
I guarantee if you pour it right you'll always get good head
G D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
A D
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
D G D
A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
D G A
You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
G D A D
A beer won't get premenstrual, each month of the year
G D A D
And I won't pay alimony if I decide to dump my beer
G D
I still drink beer, I'll never quit
A D
When a beer is getting pissed it'll never throw a fit
G D
Is that beer cold, hell I don't mind
A D
A fridged beer is the best kind
G D
I love my beer, let it be said
A D
I guarantee if you pour it right you'll always get good head
G D
I love my beer, there is no doubt
A D
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
A D
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
