Tom: D
Em G A Em
Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!
[Verse 1]
Em G
Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good
A Em
'Cause underneath the covers is my mornin' wood
Em G
My wife wakes up and looks my way
A Em
Kids run in and ruin my day
[Chorus]
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
G A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
[Verse 2]
Em G
Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
A Em
All hunched over tryin' to avoid the seat
Em G
I raised up and still the same
A Em
So on the wall I wrote my name
[Chorus]
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
G A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
[Verse 3]
Em G
Ya, my wife walks in and sees the mess
A Em
I can tell right away she's not impressed
Em G
I clean it all up and I start to cry
A Em
It won't go down and I don't know why
[Chorus]
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
G A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
[Verse 4]
Em G
Well, I got to go to work and there's still no change
A Em
I'm thinking by now there's something strange
Em G
Still feels good and it really don't hurt
A Em
So all I do is untuck my shirt
[Chorus]
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
G A
He's a man who really loves his morning
G A
He's a man who really loves his morning
G A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
YeeeeeHaaaa!!
[Speech]
N.C.
Rodney you're not going to work like that, are you?
N.C.
Honey, I'm taking the convertible, yaahaa!
