Tom: G G Em Well, it seems to me this old world's gone crazy, C D There's too much hate and killin' goin' on, G Em But when I see the bare chest of a woman, C D My worries and my problems are all gone, C Cause no one thinks of fightin' D When they see a topless girl, Em Maybe if you would show yours too, C D We could save the world, G D G Show them to me, Show them to me, C D Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free, G Em They look a whole lot better without that sweater, Now baby I'm sure you'll agree, C D If you've got 2 fun bags, G D Show them to me, G I don't care if they don't match, Em If one's bigger than the other, C D You can show me one, and I'll imagine the other, G Em Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong, C D Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long, G D G Show them to me, Show them to me, C D Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see, G Just unrobe and show your globes, Em And we'll be in harmony,