Rodney Carrington

Show Them To Me

Rodney Carrington


Tom: G

G                                          Em
Well, it seems to me this old world's gone crazy,
            C                           D
There's too much hate and killin' goin' on,
G                                  Em
But when I see the bare chest of a woman,
   C                               D
My worries and my problems are all gone,
C
Cause no one thinks of fightin'
     D
When they see a topless girl,
      Em
Maybe if you would show yours too,
C                 D
We could save the world,
G                  D     G
Show them to me,         Show them to me,
C                                      D
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free,
G                            Em
They look a whole lot better without that sweater,

Now baby I'm sure you'll agree,
C               D
If you've got 2 fun bags,
G                D
Show them to me,
G
I don't care if they don't match,
Em
If one's bigger than the other,
C                    D
You can show me one, and I'll imagine the other,
G                         Em
Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong,
C                                   D
Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long,
G                  D  G
Show them to me,      Show them to me,
C                                          D
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see,
G
Just unrobe and show your globes,
Em
And we'll be in harmony,